busker

I have some D-I-Y stuff to sell and thought the Safeway notice board was a sure fire medium to shift it. The problem was that when I actually looked for it on the usual wall - just inside the main doors to the right - it was gone.

Thrice I asked where it might have moved and each time received a different reply:

OK, so it's just as much my fault for not spotting it - Lord knows how many lattes I've glugged inches away from the panel - but I don't actually work there ...

Indeed, it now boasts a For-Sale notice from yours truly, occupying an eyecatching position but one which will not please the vendor of the Yamaha bike whose own advert it somewhat obscures.