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Friday, January 27, 2006

crazy laws

Crazy Laws

Not sure if they're true, but this nutty site talks a good game.

We in WA seem to have some rum laws, including:

  • Mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
  • Lollipops are banned.
  • Bremerton: You may not shuck peanuts on the street.
  • A law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances.
  • Illegal to pretend you're the child of a rich person and entitled to his estate.
  • People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
  • Seattle: You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length. Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.
  • Spokane: TV's may not be bought on Sundays.
  • No fake wrestling.
  • And a ton more, but these tickled my fancy.

    ARIZONA: I might pop down to Cave Creek to see a pal before heading off to cactus-free Londonium, in which case I shall bear in mind that:

  • Glendale: Cars may not be driven in reverse.
  • Illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday.
  • Illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
  • Nogales: An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
  • A possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
  • Tucson: Women may not wear pants.
  • Not more than two dildos in a house.

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