Not sure if they're true, but this nutty site talks a good game.
We in WA seem to have some rum laws, including:Mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.Lollipops are banned.Bremerton: You may not shuck peanuts on the street.A law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances.Illegal to pretend you're the child of a rich person and entitled to his estate. People may not buy a mattress on Sunday. Seattle: You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length. Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.Spokane: TV's may not be bought on Sundays.No fake wrestling.And a ton more, but these tickled my fancy.
ARIZONA: I might pop down to Cave Creek to see a pal before heading off to cactus-free Londonium, in which case I shall bear in mind that: Glendale: Cars may not be driven in reverse.Illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday.Illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.Nogales: An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.A possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus. Tucson: Women may not wear pants.Not more than two dildos in a house.