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Missing Baby Penguin

Having just seen the impressive March of the Penguins, my heart goes out to three-month-old black-foot "Toga", taken last Saturday from the Isle of Wight's "Amazon World".

In a way, my heart also worries for the safety of whoever nicked him: the British love for animals verges on the dotty and the security required in delivering the penguin purloiner to the local Assizes will need to far surpass that for mere paedophiles or assassins of popular singers.