Thursday, December 15, 2005
Hamid's Revenge
To Bagels & Beans to collect some loot.My spiritual comforter has left me a boîte of rose & lemon flavoured sweetmeats in with coin of the realm for some lute strings I picked up for hubby. Expecting only a flat envelope of readies, I tear the wrapping away and instruct the expert Justin to fashion me the costliest flavored latte on the Bagels & Beans menu, all the while enjoying the sight that every parent knows all to well:
Arrive at till with purchase and box of Turkish Dels.
Assistante scans 'em all. Say what? The Turkeria ain't registering.
Me: "No, the candy's not from here."
A: "Dorene, what're we selling our - er - 'Turkish Delight' at?"
Me" "No, this isn't from- "A: Aisle 8, I'm guessing."
Me: "I'll be most impressed, you stock this ...."
Dorene: "Wossat agin, Tanqueray?"
A (accusatory): "We don't stock this."
Me: "No. Gift from my guru".
How can I possibly think of quitting this city?