Wednesday, March 30, 2005
Bobby Blotter 3/30
Two splendid examples in the Review Police Blotter
Nicked for DUI.
Gent perched at Madison/High School (the roundabout?) is uncouthly honked at by passing driver. Shock horror. To boot, the klaxonier had a restraining order out on him.
Carabinieri informed, of course, who traced the honker who said he was bleeping at someone else. Peace restored, no arrests.
- Hells bells - poor fuzz if they're reduced to this level of investigation.
- Reminds me of arriving at a single-prop airfield in Oz's Northern Territory and waiting for customs inspection. Making to jot a few notes, I heard a stentorian strine bellow:
"Oi - you! ... Can't you bloody read?" (Pointing to a "No Photographs" sign)
"No photographs means no writing!"
"Restrained" means no honking.
"1 beer" 3-4
"2 beers"4-6 beers and a shot
"3 beers" 6-10 beers and 2-3 shots
it is like the old "how many people you slept with..." some lie to sound like less of a whore, some lie to seem morelike a loser, except they are drunken idoits
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