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Baggage handler

I intend my daughters to grow up typical upstanding Americans, affording themselves the very best in the way of counseling and psycho-therapeutic advice.

On their behalf, I am ever on the look-out for "baggage" with which to bend the quack's ear, adding to the visits needed and hence ensuring the wealth and well-being of those future shrinks.

This sign encapsulates what I'm after.