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Jerry Springer

I am the toast of the Tuscan upper classes and the movers 'n' shakers of the Ionian.

No one of any class has even *heard* of Mr Springer, so the news reports in the Guardian and Torygraph mean absolutely nothing to them.

I, on the other hand, have squandered whole swathes of hours before the Idiot Box, enthralled by the grotesque spectacle.

My expert explanations and imitations make me the guru favourite of le tout Corfu and beyond.