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Marlboro Man

If I was Marlboro cigs' marketing honcho, sitting atop such priceless unpaid publicity over Marine Lance Cpl. James Blake Miller, I would lose no time shipping out a B52's worth of its cancerous wares, not just to be snapped handing out those distinctive red boxes to the troops, but the killer photo op of ceremonially presenting Jonancey's finest with enough refills to at least see him through 'til the bullet with his name on it.

And you can bet your bottom dollar the media will be keeping tabs on *this* lad's wellbeing, if only to give equally extravagant coverage to his unwished-for demise - God willing, many many years hence.