Friday, January 23, 2004
Lotto blotto
Lady wins Lotto, out of the woodwork crawls another who swears it was *her* ticket. Dropped in a carpark. Sure. Everyone investigates and then the fibber 'fesses up that she didn't buy it, just wanted to quit her impoverished lifestyle.
Next bonanza: the lady don't have to pay tax. Vive bureaucracy, for once.