busker

Always be an England

Gadzooks I miss my homeland. Who but the sons of Albion could give us:

• Bloke striding the length of Britain - tout nu
• Duelling sex rags - covered in splendidly deadpan fashion by the good ol' grauniad.
  
• BAFTA bashing the comely Tom Cruise. (The full list).
  
• Me old mate Dave Sexton on Literary Blogs
  
• Chazzer death probe - heir to the throne briefs hitman? - reminds me of that comp set to summarise that key act in Hamlet. The winner: "Spook king demands death probe". B/boum
  
• How go without mention of the gutter press? Nice pair!
  
• As if that wasn't juvenile enought - from done been laid to dun bin laden.

OK, I concede - we do we have a Billy Portcullis to play silly buggers over master Mike Rowe? Game, set, match.