A Gallimaufry of Bleats, Back-stabs, and Bons Mots.
Tuesday, April 05, 2005
Joss Stone
I have seen the next megastar talent and her name is Joss Stone
A mere 17 yrs old - white, *English*, a voice blacker than the chicks in her backing group
Was on Oprah's show who couldn't stop hugging her and plugging her two albums
Ditto Elton John via video messaging
Ditto that Simon guy from Idol
She also happens to be quite a cute "looker" - with a very nice nose and what seems to be an equally nice modest personality (and long may she stay that way)
Did I hear that Joss is to be the new face of Gap - replacing that Sex in the CIty woman with the ghastly conk that they have to photo face on
Wait for someone to wake up and point out the obvious similarity with the late great Dusty Springfield
